DOPEISH — Dirt Cheap Dopamine: novelty objects for the modern void.
1Everyone told you to quit cheap dopamine. We put it on sale.
Objects you don't need. Feelings you can't explain.
FEELS GOOD. PROBABLY SHOULDN'T. ✦ GUARANTEED LOSS ✦ 0MG DOPAMINE ✦ SMELLS BAD ON PURPOSE ✦ FIRST ONE'S FREE(ISH) ✦ FEELS GOOD. PROBABLY SHOULDN'T. ✦ GUARANTEED LOSS ✦ 0MG DOPAMINE ✦ SMELLS BAD ON PURPOSE ✦ FIRST ONE'S FREE(ISH) ✦
THE BAZAAR
five aisles. do not read them in order. or do. it doesn't matter.
THE GAS STATION
impulse wrongness, under $15THE CASINO
anticipation with no payoffTHE ALTAR
light them all. feel nothing change.THE NEST
large objects. large decisions.THE CRASH SECTION
for the morning afterone aisle isn't like the others.
THE DOSE LIST
pull for the code. first one's free(ish).
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FIELD REPORTS — #dopeishtested
"The can is empty. Five stars."
"Lost 50 times in a row. As advertised."
"My car smells like a mistake now. Everyone asks about it."
"Puzzle finished. Still nothing."
"The ball said 'one more.' I did."
"Bare minimum trophy is now on my desk. Coworkers concerned."
post your dose. worst review wins the Shrine Bundle.